If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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