Already got asked if we're dating
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I checked into jail on foursquare
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I love you. Go after that dick
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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