Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
We had to coat check the pizza.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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