I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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