i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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