love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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