There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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