Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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