Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i just google imaged poop.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
