Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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