I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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