Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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