"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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