I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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