Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I have post one night stand depression
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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