i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Randomize
