you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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