Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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