Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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