Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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