The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Congratulations! We have a period
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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