well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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