Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
this hospital has no fireball
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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