I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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