so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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