You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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