i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
FUCK WHALES
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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