I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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