are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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