Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
