That's intense
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Randomize
