plz talk dirty to me
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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