so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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