doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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