He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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