Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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