forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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