why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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