ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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