problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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