did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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