let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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