The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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