Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
