I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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