You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Randomize
