either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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