i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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