she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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