If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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